"Daddy", says little bushgirl, "what would be the best gun for me to use while I'm waitin for the bus?"
"Why", I ask, "would you want a gun waitin fer the bus?"
"Well", she says, "I think I saw a big bear in the corn field, and I could a shot it I think."
"But sweety, the dogs are out there, no bear is gonna come close..."
"But daddy", she says, "the dogs'll chase it away, And bears my favrit meat!"
Ahhh, they grow up so fast. Why, just last month she was playin with teddy bears...